Stories / The Princess and the Turtle

Once upon a time there was a little princess. This princess was walking through a magical forest when she came upon a magical turtle. The turtle started screaming as she walked closer. She looked at it and asked "What's wrong?"

The turtle replied "Aren't you scared? I'm a big scary monster RAWR!"

To this the princess said "You're not a monster, you're a nice handsome turtle."

The turtle turned around and said "Yes I know, no one's ever scared of me. I huff and I puff but the House doesn’t move."

The princess walked closer, started rubbing the turtle's head and said "It's okay, why do you want to be scary?"

"Scary creatures get all the respect" replied the turtle, "you wouldn't mess with a dragon but no one respects us turtles".

The princess felt sorry for the turtle so she built it a robot suit and it lived happily ever after terrorizing the villages of the land.